“Can I ask you something?”
The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop
right behind “we need to talk”
(Source: katschok)
God bless his American ass! yummy!
Exit brief.
- 1stSgt: In the civilian world, some of the biggest discrimination is between people who have college degrees and those who don't.
- Me: [interrupting] Uh- we have the same discrimination here, First Sergeant, we just put shiny shit on them.
- [pause]
- 1stSgt: Actually, that's true.
(Source: katschok)
gotta be photoshopped
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